bloodfeast.

"chicago is fuzzy. like bigfoot." *pause* "maybe bigfoot lives in chicago."

"maybe bigfoot is chicago."

"...whoa."

ri-goddamn-diculous

fuck the midwest.

more to follow.

this is the view of the tire tracks we left behind as we were being towed out of a ditch on the side of 90 east in minnesota. my opinion of said state remains intact.

this was 90 east and we were far from home--it was the most dangerous way to travel

dear minnesota,

you are cordially invited to suck it, big time.

no love,
stowell

point a: pump n' pak--not making jokes.
point b: a casino. in a gas station. true story.
point c: i hate the midwest. a lot.