bonus sean

me: you know what's funny? i found your brother's business card in a box of stuff i was going through this weekend

Sean: haha really?

me: yeah

i have no idea why i had it

you must have given it to me

Sean: why though?

me: why do you do anything that you do?

i have no idea

sean on relationships

me: so are you guys like, dating dating? or just hanging out, potentially on your way to dating?

Sean: um

we text a lot?

you know 2012 style

just hanging out

me: hahahaha

that is a great answer

Sean: yeah

not sure what, if anything will come of it. but having fun with it now

me: well that's good

it's been a while since you've told me about a girl

Sean: trust me, most aren't worth mentioning

me: actually, i don't know if you've ever told me about a girl

except that you got back together with your ex girlfriend, like, soph year of college

you have an interesting way of like, never ever giving anything away, though

i didn't know your GF's name for weeks because you just called her "my girlfriend"

Sean: if you picture my life as a plate of food, mine is the one with all the little dividers making sure my food doesn't touch.

merry christmas. love, sean.

me: is it time to go home, yet?
Sean: fuck me right?

lets get this shit

me: hahaha

so eloquent

Sean: people say i have a way with words

baby monkey

me: oh my god.
Sean: do you love that monkey or what
me: holy crap
Sean: when he falls off and chases the pig it is awesome
me: let's get a monkey
Sean: deal
me: excellent.

sean, on why temporary unemployment might be awesome

Sean: imagine waking up in bed at 9:30

yawning, stretching, looking at your ceiling for a bit

me: haha

Sean: then getting out of bed and going to the bathroom and showering, long hot showers... you think to yourself "i can't believe i never used to bring my ipod in the bathroom before"

you get out get dressed in comfortable clothes to cook yourself a nice breakfast and actually enjoy your coffee

rather than slugging it in the car ride or being too late to even make a cup

you have the news on in the background however you aren't really paying attention because you are thinking about what awesome adventure you have planned for the day

you are going on a walk, you are going shopping at a food store you read about online that has the best cheese in prov

me: you're the best, sean

Sean: i don't know sarah... that doesn't sound too scary to me.

hahaha i was hoping to get that line in before you said anything but my comp froze

me: haha

Sean: help me run away

me: of course. what do you need?

Sean: i bought a sleeping bag

so i just need some peanuts and a pocket knife

me: if you run away to here, you could get at least two square meals AND a bed

Sean: I WANT TRIANGLE MEALS

club sandwiches

tortia chips

grill cheese... cut correctly

done done done!

figuring it out

so, on friday i was called into a meeting in which i was informed that my position at the education alliance was being eliminated and that i was being laid off. i can't promise to have a great attitude about this in the coming days, while i hurry to apply for new jobs at the university and elsewhere, but i will say that sean has, per usual, found exactly the right ways to make me feel better:

me: two months is a long effing time to go without a job

Sean: right

but if you are collecting unemployment you are fine

me: well, true

Sean: plus you will probably do some things you always wanted too but couldn't because of work and shit

me: hahaha

or i'll show up on your doorstep and ask you to tell me stories

Sean: hahaha, right things you have always wanted to do

hahaha

me: hahahaha

so true

i'll keep you all updated on whatever ends up happening. for now, any positive vibes you want to send my way (or suggestions of jobs i should apply for!) will be well received.

gchat makes these conversations look kind of funny

Sean: i have a great story for you

me: oh yeah?

Sean: ready for it?

me: yes.

Sean: ok soi was on the subway yesterday going to the bowling allie

me: alley

continue

Sean: and like always i have my ipod on, but it isn't really loud. so i can hear the people around me and my music

me: right

Sean: i have it on more so that no one talks to me.

haha

Sean: so I stand in the doorway of the subway and i notice that the bench next to me has like 4 or 5 little black girls in bathing suits and like 2 moms sitting with them

the girls are like 4 to 7 years old
so the train is stopping and i notice the moms grabbing their bags and stuff. so i start moving out of the way

and i see all the little girls stand up and one of the girls takes an extra couple steps backwards and ends up about 2 feet from me

so she turns around and looks up at me and i smile back at her

the girl's face drops and it turns white

and she is just staring at me and starts yelling for her mom

and i can hear all of this but i have the ipod on so i am ignoring it

and i starting thinking... what the hell did i do

me: hahaha Sean: there wasn't even contact between us, she never came closer then 2 feet away from me

but i don't know what is runnign through her mind

me: did you like, get home, look in the mirror and realize you had your voldemort mask on the whole time or something?

Sean: yeah i start thinking like, do i have to actually talk to the mother or something and convince them that i didn't touch her.

me: oh my goodness

Sean: so she keeps saying "mom, mom, mom"

and her mom starts saying, "lets go, get off the train"

so she starts walking away and i hear "mom, spiderman, that was spiderman"

me: HAHAHAHA

Sean: hahahahhahaha

me: that's incredible
Sean: i was pretty pumped about it

sean and i, discussing wedding plans:

me: there's the rehearsal dinner the night before, too

Sean: good point

me: oh, also, i hope you, aaron, rubino and fitz are ok that you're all getting 1 invite

me: as in, 1 addressed to all of you

Sean: when am oh sick

Sean: absolutely

me: haha nice

Sean: hahahaha

Sean: mid sentence

Sean: you like that?

me: a lot, haha

so, i'm starting to take vitamins. here they are:

sean and i were discussing them. i was describing the giant ones (fish oil) to him before taking them:

Sarah: i'm about to attempt to swallow it

Sean: hahaha

Sean: good luck

Sarah: if i choke to death...it was really nice to know you and i enjoyed being your friend

Sean: type sl;adknfawm;

Sean: if you are choking

Sarah: hahaha

Sarah: what the hell would you have done if i did that?

Sean: ummm nothing

Sean: haha

Sean: what could I do

Sean: just freak out

Sarah: haha

Sarah: it would suck

Sean: haha

Sarah: i mean, you'd be the only person who knew i was choking and possibly dying

Sean: i can't do anythign but type... Run to someone in the room

Sean: and...

Sean: hahahahah

Sean: yeah

Sarah: call 911 "get to...uhh...sarah stowell's apartment...VERY SOON, SHE IS CHOKING"

sean: god i was awesome

sarah: haha

sarah: you still are

sean: WAS IS PAST TENSE SARAH!!!!

sarah: sean

sarah: are you honestly trying to teach me something about grammar?

sean: hahahahhaha

sarah: because if so, i want to go high five college sarah for teaching it to you

truth.

sarah: also, i saw her yesterday

sarah: emma watson

sean: WHAT!!!

sean: did you tell her i love her?

sarah: oh, yeah, i gave her your number

sarah: expect a call

sean: you are the worst sarah

sean: the worst

cheer up, emo kid

sean: you know the one thing i hate about life
me: what?
sean: everything
me: hahahahaha
me: oh sean
me: such the optimist
me: you like chillin, that's a part of life
me: and sleeping
me: and your new tiger
sean: no chillin
sean: i sleep shitty
sean: and the tigers got no top teeth
me: you like talking to me on AIM
me: and you'd better not break my heart and say otherwise
sean: my beard is stupid
me: your beard is awesome
me: cheer up, emo kid