roomie and i on the LSAT

me: i guess it's a test that's set up to see how you work at problem solving and logic and reading comprehension and such, not actual facts you have to memorize and spit out. it tests your test taking technique.
Deanna: right

hammer is to nails as a piglet is to blank

me: haha

what exactly would piglet be to?

Deanna: guess that's why so few people pass

re: thanksgiving, the remix; part 2

dcioppand: i have a feeling damien rice is insufferable as a human being
dcioppand: but godamighty i would like a half hour with that man
watchthesky84: hahahahaha
watchthesky84: this, somehow relating to the challenge of shoving a candy thermometer in a turkey breast?
dcioppand: ha, no just listening to my ipod
watchthesky84: hahaha
dcioppand: please note, i made no comment about shoving htings in breasts
watchthesky84: please note, i would appreciate if, during your half hour with damien rice, you were to ask him if he had a meat thermometer handy
watchthesky84: for you to borrow for saturday
watchthesky84: please and thank you
dcioppand: he probably only has candy thermometers

re: thanksgiving, the remix

watchthesky84: we need to get our hands on a meat thermometer. why, oh why can't a candy thermometer double as such? sigh.
dcioppand: hahaha
watchthesky84: answer: because the end of a candy thermometer is blunt and, as such, could not be (easily) inserted into a turkey breast
dcioppand: i smell a challenge
watchthesky84: oh dear.

bitch! you stole my spot and my husband! you'll pay.

found on my car in the wholefoods parking lot: