"Spotted: animals walking two by two down North Main St... Noah?"
-Beth

Waterfront property status?

Headed to NY for the weekend...

Satan drives a mini van?

Typical.

sigh.

today does not feel awesome.

Good lookin' dinner, if I do say so myself :)

Temporary office! Yeahhhh, window!

Spotted on Memorial Blvd. "Upholstry My Livingroom."

Harry: What is it out here with these women?
Harmony: Oh please, Harry, they're no different from anywhere else.
Harry: Yes, they are. These are damaged goods, every one of them, from way back. I'm telling you, you take a guy who sleeps with 100 women a year, go into his childhood - dollars to doughnuts, it's relatively unspectacular...[puts a cigarette in his mouth]...Now, you take one of these... gals, who sleeps with 100 guys a year, and I bet you if you look in their childhood, there's something rotten in Denver.
Harmony: Denmark.
Harry: [closes his cigarette lighter] That too! But it's abandonment, it's abuse, it's, "My uncle put his ping-ping in my papa!"... and then they all come out here! I mean, it's literally like someone took America by the East Coast and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.
Harmony: OK, everyone who hates Harry raise your hand!
[all the girls in the club raise their hands]

...i really love this movie.

sean and i, discussing wedding plans:

me: there's the rehearsal dinner the night before, too

Sean: good point

me: oh, also, i hope you, aaron, rubino and fitz are ok that you're all getting 1 invite

me: as in, 1 addressed to all of you

Sean: when am oh sick

Sean: absolutely

me: haha nice

Sean: hahahaha

Sean: mid sentence

Sean: you like that?

me: a lot, haha

it's that time of year where we start putting on a daily comedy act called "moving to a new location, by sarah, peter and oaxaca"

sarah: hey, guys, i have a question for you--
oaxaca: yes, i will give you a ride on my cart, but it'll cost you a nickel.
sarah: yesss!
peter: no, you will not, because she'll fall off and we'll have to pay workers comp.
sarah: even better!
oaxaca: isn't moving fun?
peter: ...i hate you both.

"Is it not the case that she does?"

These are from a few weeks ago; I was in the kitchen and heard something moving around in the cupboard; totally freaked out and VERY bravely opened it...to find my cat had somehow climbed inside. Sigh.

Hermione is so glad to have the windows open and her old seat back

Shopping montage?

so, i'm starting to take vitamins. here they are:

sean and i were discussing them. i was describing the giant ones (fish oil) to him before taking them:

Sarah: i'm about to attempt to swallow it

Sean: hahaha

Sean: good luck

Sarah: if i choke to death...it was really nice to know you and i enjoyed being your friend

Sean: type sl;adknfawm;

Sean: if you are choking

Sarah: hahaha

Sarah: what the hell would you have done if i did that?

Sean: ummm nothing

Sean: haha

Sean: what could I do

Sean: just freak out

Sarah: haha

Sarah: it would suck

Sean: haha

Sarah: i mean, you'd be the only person who knew i was choking and possibly dying

Sean: i can't do anythign but type... Run to someone in the room

Sean: and...

Sean: hahahahah

Sean: yeah

Sarah: call 911 "get to...uhh...sarah stowell's apartment...VERY SOON, SHE IS CHOKING"

At the post office...

Walked into work this morning and found this in the kitchen...no words.