Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Saturday, December 27, 2008



"here we are! ...paris!"


...yep.

the digs

so, the fianz goes to get a hotel room for us, while i'm stranded in boston waiting on my flight. when i finally arrive, he tells me we got an "upgrade" and won't tell me what it is until we're away from the crowds of people. we get into the car, and he tells me how, when he was getting the room, the girl at the desk asked "just one?"

"no, there are two of us staying there."

"who's the other person?"

"my finace, sarah."

"oh," girl winks. "i'll give you an upgrade, then."

"and what's the upgrade?" asks i.

"um...a mirror." pause. "...over the bed."

here's the rest:







"oh...also there's a bathtub in the middle of the room."



so...yeah. this...should be interesting.

yep.



oh hai vegas

Friday, December 26, 2008

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Monday, December 22, 2008

may your days be merry and bright*

Friday, December 19, 2008

Deanna: "The Local Weather Alert on weather.com reads like a 14-year-old's livejournal."

AT THIS TIME... IT LOOKS AS THOUGH MOST OF SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND WILL RECEIVE 8 TO 12 INCHES OF SNOWFALL BY MIDNIGHT FRIDAY NIGHT... WITH LOCALLY HIGHER AMOUNTS POSSIBLE.

AGAIN... TRAVEL IS NOT RECOMMENDED THIS AFTERNOON AND TONIGHT. DRIVING CONDITIONS WILL BECOME VERY DIFFICULT AT BEST. ONLY VENTURE OUT IF ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.

A WINTER STORM WARNING IS ISSUED WHEN AN AVERAGE OF 6 OR MORE INCHES OF SNOW IS EXPECTED IN A 12 HOUR PERIOD... OR FOR 8 OR MORE INCHES IN A 24 HOUR PERIOD. TRAVEL WILL BE SLOW AT BEST ON WELL TREATED SURFACES... AND QUITE DIFFICULT ON ANY UNPLOWED OR UNTREATED SURFACES.

More Information

... HEAVY SNOW FOR THIS AFTERNOON AND EVENING...

Monday, December 15, 2008

"...and i realized that as dire chance and fateful cockup would have it, here i am...and much as it grieves me to say it, it might be that the people i love is, in fact... you. it's a terrible, terrible mistake...but you turn out to be the fucking love of my life. and to be honest, despite all my complaining, we have had a wonderful life."

-love, actually


epic weekend.

Thursday, December 11, 2008



file under: STFU STOP LAUGHING I KNOW I'M 24 BUT I WANT ITTTTTTT

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Monday, December 8, 2008

holy shit, batman!

dear RI,

this:



is bullshit. warm up, immediately. please and thank you.

no love,
sarah

Thursday, December 4, 2008

re: thanksgiving, the remix; part 2

dcioppand: i have a feeling damien rice is insufferable as a human being
dcioppand: but godamighty i would like a half hour with that man
watchthesky84: hahahahaha
watchthesky84: this, somehow relating to the challenge of shoving a candy thermometer in a turkey breast?
dcioppand: ha, no just listening to my ipod
watchthesky84: hahaha
dcioppand: please note, i made no comment about shoving htings in breasts
watchthesky84: please note, i would appreciate if, during your half hour with damien rice, you were to ask him if he had a meat thermometer handy
watchthesky84: for you to borrow for saturday
watchthesky84: please and thank you
dcioppand: he probably only has candy thermometers

re: thanksgiving, the remix

watchthesky84: we need to get our hands on a meat thermometer. why, oh why can't a candy thermometer double as such? sigh.
dcioppand: hahaha
watchthesky84: answer: because the end of a candy thermometer is blunt and, as such, could not be (easily) inserted into a turkey breast
dcioppand: i smell a challenge
watchthesky84: oh dear.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

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