the digs

so, the fianz goes to get a hotel room for us, while i'm stranded in boston waiting on my flight. when i finally arrive, he tells me we got an "upgrade" and won't tell me what it is until we're away from the crowds of people. we get into the car, and he tells me how, when he was getting the room, the girl at the desk asked "just one?"

"no, there are two of us staying there."

"who's the other person?"

"my finace, sarah."

"oh," girl winks. "i'll give you an upgrade, then."

"and what's the upgrade?" asks i.

"um...a mirror." pause. "...over the bed."

here's the rest:







"oh...also there's a bathtub in the middle of the room."



so...yeah. this...should be interesting.