...i suspect this new find will be life changing.

true story

"here we are! ...paris!"

...yep.

the digs

so, the fianz goes to get a hotel room for us, while i'm stranded in boston waiting on my flight. when i finally arrive, he tells me we got an "upgrade" and won't tell me what it is until we're away from the crowds of people. we get into the car, and he tells me how, when he was getting the room, the girl at the desk asked "just one?"

"no, there are two of us staying there."

"who's the other person?"

"my finace, sarah."

"oh," girl winks. "i'll give you an upgrade, then."

"and what's the upgrade?" asks i.

"um...a mirror." pause. "...over the bed."

here's the rest:







"oh...also there's a bathtub in the middle of the room."



so...yeah. this...should be interesting.

yep.

oh hai vegas

remember that time i sat in an airport for 5 hours?

dear logan airport,

never again.

no love,
stowell

file under: holy shit, delish.

..and to all a good night

happy christmas to all...

may your days be merry and bright*

marvella

the morning after

happy blizzard, y'all

Deanna: "The Local Weather Alert on weather.com reads like a 14-year-old's livejournal."

AT THIS TIME... IT LOOKS AS THOUGH MOST OF SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND WILL RECEIVE 8 TO 12 INCHES OF SNOWFALL BY MIDNIGHT FRIDAY NIGHT... WITH LOCALLY HIGHER AMOUNTS POSSIBLE.

AGAIN... TRAVEL IS NOT RECOMMENDED THIS AFTERNOON AND TONIGHT. DRIVING CONDITIONS WILL BECOME VERY DIFFICULT AT BEST. ONLY VENTURE OUT IF ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.

A WINTER STORM WARNING IS ISSUED WHEN AN AVERAGE OF 6 OR MORE INCHES OF SNOW IS EXPECTED IN A 12 HOUR PERIOD... OR FOR 8 OR MORE INCHES IN A 24 HOUR PERIOD. TRAVEL WILL BE SLOW AT BEST ON WELL TREATED SURFACES... AND QUITE DIFFICULT ON ANY UNPLOWED OR UNTREATED SURFACES.

More Information

... HEAVY SNOW FOR THIS AFTERNOON AND EVENING...

...home.

home.

merry christmas, hap-py ho-o-li-da-ayyyyys...

i'm a tiny bit alarmed by the scores of intelligent, well-spoken, educated, music-snobs i know who will go absolutely retarded over this cd.

although i'd be lying if i didn't add that it totally thrills my socks right off...

...yup.

"...and i realized that as dire chance and fateful cockup would have it, here i am...and much as it grieves me to say it, it might be that the people i love is, in fact... you. it's a terrible, terrible mistake...but you turn out to be the fucking love of my life. and to be honest, despite all my complaining, we have had a wonderful life."

-love, actually

epic weekend.

file under: STFU STOP LAUGHING I KNOW I'M 24 BUT I WANT ITTTTTTT

HAHAHAHAHA

from sean...



read the blog about it on geekologie (then check out geekologie, it's awesome/hilarious/so, so wrong at times).

dear RI,




...you're kidding, right?

confused,
sarah

holy shit, batman!

dear RI,

this:



is bullshit. warm up, immediately. please and thank you.

no love,
sarah

"Enough. ...Enough, now."

friends with detriments

why do i feel like this could have been written about me?...

re: thanksgiving, the remix; part 2

dcioppand: i have a feeling damien rice is insufferable as a human being
dcioppand: but godamighty i would like a half hour with that man
watchthesky84: hahahahaha
watchthesky84: this, somehow relating to the challenge of shoving a candy thermometer in a turkey breast?
dcioppand: ha, no just listening to my ipod
watchthesky84: hahaha
dcioppand: please note, i made no comment about shoving htings in breasts
watchthesky84: please note, i would appreciate if, during your half hour with damien rice, you were to ask him if he had a meat thermometer handy
watchthesky84: for you to borrow for saturday
watchthesky84: please and thank you
dcioppand: he probably only has candy thermometers

re: thanksgiving, the remix

watchthesky84: we need to get our hands on a meat thermometer. why, oh why can't a candy thermometer double as such? sigh.
dcioppand: hahaha
watchthesky84: answer: because the end of a candy thermometer is blunt and, as such, could not be (easily) inserted into a turkey breast
dcioppand: i smell a challenge
watchthesky84: oh dear.

silent night, holy night

wow. ps? it's december.


...when did that happen?