just a typical sarah & sean conversation...

Me: i had the weirdest dream ever the other morning, it was kind of fucked up
Me: i went into the bathroom to turn the shower on
Me: and then i went back into my room and like, got my towel and my bathrobe and whatever, turned the heat up, what i do every morning
Me: and i went back into the bathroom to see if the water was hot enough
Me: and i looked and there were like a thousand caterpillars in the bathtub
Me: and i realized they were coming out of the shower head
Me: and i started screaming, like, i'm seriously surprised i wasn't ACTUALLY screaming in my sleep
Me: and the worst thing was, then i woke up and had to go do all of that
Me: i was so freaked out
Me: i mean, i'm 25. which is about 23 years too old to think that could possibly happen.
Me: but i seriously had my eyes closed when i turned the shower on becuase i was so freaked out that there were going to be bugs coming out if the faucet
Sean: caterpillars?
Sean: really
Me: yeah
Sean: hahaha
Me: i have no idea where my brain came up with that
Me: but it was so creepy
Sean: they aren't even scary
Me: if they were coming out of your shower head, they'd be scary
Me: i don't care who you are
Me: you wouldn't be like "sweet! catepillers!"
Me: "yo, aaron! fitz! check it out!"
Me: they come running in, start shouting about how excited they are
Me: "this is better than christmas!"
Me: you're all "ok, come on, now. which one of you did this? no, i swear it wasn't me! come on, who do i owe a hug?"
Me: FUCK that. you'd be like "HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY SHOWER?!?!”
Me: they'd come wandering in and be like "what the hell is wrong with you--" and see the caterpillars and start freaking out, too
Me: you'd all scream like little girls
Me: and i'd be somewhere, laughing
Me: maniacally
Me:...that was the most sean thompson story i've ever made up/told
Sean: hahahahaha